Monday, December 21, 2009

pretending to appear busy in a vain attempt to avoid shopping with Beloved

One thing is certain: There will be no public option. But that’s not surprising. The country remains right-of-center, regardless of recent electoral victories. Thirty-plus years of branding political conservatism as both morally and economically superior to progressive populism has created an atmosphere where the very mention of publicly funded health-care blasphemes the Christian righteousness inherent in unregulated capitalism.

Abetted by media personalities, pushing a daily dose of Founding Father fables, the self-appointed stewards of Formica America grant themselves immunity when their excuses for maintaining the broken status quo are exposed as nothing more than fear mongering distractions. It’s impossible to take Roy Blunt seriously when he expresses anxiety over Medicaid’s future as his principled objection against socialism. Try as one pagan might, I can’t find where the legislator/lobbyist championed a single taxpayer-funded program that directly benefits low-income citizens; misusing taxation’s ill-gotten gains in such a manner only encourages the poor to think medical care is a necessity, rather than a privilege.

(I must give credit where is credit is due. Anson Burlingame’s “Is Rationing Reasonable?” is a hoot. I nearly spilled my brandy reading about the gang member and his gun shot wound hypothetical. Who in their right mind would want to pay an imaginary thug’s hospital bill…forever? Not me; no way, Jose. If I may offer some deconstructive criticism, Grandma “hitting the limit” is a tad maudlin considering it’s “the most wonderful time of the year.” But since Grandma is fictional, I’ll play along and give the old gal a dollop of hope).
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After Me-Maw’s “fund” ran dry, her favorite granddaughter clutched the family jewels in Little Theatre agony. A Libra by birth, Margie lacked the ability to make decisions. More than once an angry mob had pushed her car away from Wendy’s drive through menu. Just as Nurse Mew was “pulling the plug”, Margie’s on again-off again Virgo lover rushed in with enough batteries to “keep her going.”
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Merry Christmas,

Juan Don

2 comments:

  1. Happy Holidays from Jane Reaction, your favorite reader. I've got some brews left over from Mr. Yellowmans party, so come on over.

    Jane is having a very difficult time finding anything funny except old Groucho Marx stuff on youtube, and a couple of Superbowl commercials.

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  2. And a happy season's greetings from Chow Acre.

    I have secured possession of Mr. Yellowman's painting. If I can shake loose from my many and varied responsibilities, I'll head east and enjoy the estate's cheery ambiance. Because of my chronic laziness and moral terpie-tude, I haven't finished Christmas shopping. Today I'm booked, same for tomorrow. Weather permitting, perhaps I can grace your acreage on Thursday.

    I have a goose with your name on it. Beloved made her famous toffee and has boxed the treat especially for you and M.Y.

    (I'm watching old Python for funny. Groucho never disappoints; dittos for John McCain).

    May your dressing be tasteful,

    Juan Don

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