Here’s what I did last week while high on serious pain medication:
Devoted two days studying the Republican’s health-care plan
Phoned in a pizza delivery order to Freeman Urgent Care
Tried to make my wife a Halloween costume out of Shoe Goo and electrical tape
Set the sticky black wad on fire in a plastic trash can
Looked on helplessly while my wife galloped about trying to contain the toxic blaze
Invented a new chili recipe that doesn’t require beans, ground beef or conventional seasoning
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Tomorrow’s election results should provide ample piles of blog material. Because I still have two serious pain pills left, I am going to clean out the vial. Dangerously close to glimpsing Limbaugh’s “American exceptionalism”, perhaps another 1000 milligrams will provide the final push.
Juan Don
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