Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Coddy Sill

Kenneth the Uninsured update: Kenneth Gladney, the 38 year old affordable health care protester brutally stomped by union thugs , does have insurance. Although unemployed, Gladney is on his wife’s policy. In another strange twist, the wheel chair bound patriot came to the “rally” with his lawyer. Thus far, Kenneth the Insured has raised over $1,000 dollars in donations to help pay for his undetermined injuries -- or the upgrade of his home entertainment system.

Currently in the middle of starting a new government with three drinking buddies, I’m short on time. After we figure out a name for our libertarian Utopia and, most importantly, who gets to wear the official bath robe, I’ll expound on our break from Obama's tyranny.

Juan Don

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